How dumb do they think we are?

If you're dumb enough to believe the liberal-capitalists panic narrative that a Farage victory at the next election would be 'All Corbyn's Fault', you're dumber than a bag of rocks

Deary me. The liberal-capitalist politics understanders in the professional media class are beginning to wade into the conversation about the new left party, with a panicky new narrative that it’ll "help Farage into power" merely by existing as a political entity!

These dreary piss-wits managed to call pretty much everything wrong for over a decade until their boy Starmer somehow stumbled into power by default in 2024 (despite losing 600,000 votes on Corbyn’s poor 2019 showing).

Surely it’s no big secret that Starmer’s 2024 landslide only came about thanks to the unprecedented implosion of the ruling Tory party (who lost literally half of their voters), and Britain’s archaic and absurdly disproportional voting system that rewarded a third of the vote with almost two thirds of the parliamentary seats?

Yet despite being terminally wrong about almost everything bar the biggest political fluke in living memory, the politics understanders are popping up again to tell us (all poor, dumb, gullible yokels in their eyes) how to think about politics!

And what they want us to think is that if the Faragists win the next election, it’s somehow all Corbyn’s fault.

If anyone is to blame for the rise of Faragism, could it actually be the parties that were in power as it rose (the Tories and then Starmer’s Labour), rather than a party that didn’t even exist until well after the rabid right were top off the polls, and which still doesn’t even have a name or an actual party leader?

Nope. If Farage wins it’s All Corbyn’s Fault.

Is their golden boy Starmer to blame for any of this?

No way!

Apparently telling everyone that "things will only get worse" under Labour; reanimating the zombie corpse of Tory austerity; telling the Labour left to leave if they don’t like his right-wing politics; purging Labour MPs for opposing child poverty; mugging pensioners; bullying disabled people; taking a load of freebies and handouts from dodgy mega-rich donors; and enabling an evil live streamed genocide … that’s all cool good-politics, from the "sensible", "centrist", "adults in the room"!

So if Farage wins, remember, it’s All Corbyn’s Fault.

How about Starmer cynically seeking to woo the extreme-right by channelling Enoch Powell in his diabolical and divisive "Island of Strangers" speech?

Could we argue that copying extreme right narratives about immigrants ruining the country and causing us to become strangers in our own land legitimises the extreme-right, instead of countering it?

Nope, Haircut in a Suit was right to channel one of Britain’s most notorious racists actually. All Corbyn’s Fault.

Is it possible to argue that Starmer’s relentless purge of the Labour left didn’t just undermine the party’s broad church appeal and drive away huge numbers of traditional Labour voters, but also left the party susceptible to deranged policy making decisions, like mugging pensioners and abusing disabled people, because there was nobody sensible enough left in his inner circle to oppose this politically suicidal insanity?

Not at all. If Farage wins, it’s All Corbyn’s Fault.

Starmer’s vicious partisan purges were good actually, and telling people who you’re going to rely on activism and for votes at election time that they can 'piss off if you don’t like it' was genius "adult in the room" behaviour actually!

If the people Starmer drove away don’t vote Labour, and Farage wins, that’s All Corbyn’s Fault, not Starmer’s!

What about when those Labour-right MPs quit the party in 2019 to form their extremely dubious and hilariously incompetent CUK squatter party then? You know Chuka Umunna, Mike Gapes, and that weird private water industry lobbyist woman who said black and Asian Brits have a "funny tinge"?

Did the "centrist" politics understanders blame them for enabling Boris Johnson into power in 2019?

Of course not. This was All Corbyn’s Fault too, for being "unelectable" and not leading the Labour Party properly.

Nothing to do with the CUK splitters of course, nor the systematic internal sabotage from the rest of the Labour right because they considered the party leadership rightfully theirs. All Corbyn’s Fault.

We’re supposed to believe that when a section of the Labour-right breaks away to damage the Labour Party, while other Labour-right agent saboteurs conduct relentless wrecking operations from within, Corbyn is at fault for Labour electoral losses.

And we’re also supposed to believe that when the Labour-right systematically marginalise, punish, and expel the Labour-left to such an extent that politically homeless lefties eventually form their own party, Corbyn is at fault again for Labour electoral losses!

It’s so unbelievably dumb, and so fucking patronising.

These smug liberal capitalists, on their cushy six and seven figure salaries, in their big London houses, assuming that ordinary people like us are so damned stupid that we can’t even see that their boy Starmer isn’t just a dud, but a vicious thug who craved pensioner and disabled blood; continues supporting a live-streamed genocide; and scraps our historical rights to free speech and non-violent protest to protect his genocidier mates from criticism.

They believe we’re so absurdly dense that we can’t even see how time works, and that Faragism had already risen long before before Corbyn and Sultana tried to resurrect the left after Starmer’s vicious slash and burn operation (a slash and burn operation the politics understanders gleefully cheered on from the side lines by the way).

And they think we’re all so irredeemably dumb that we can’t even see they how they supported all the Anyone But Corbyn machinations for literal years, then blamed Corbyn for Labour losses, yet now they try to pre-emptively blame Corbyn for the inevitable electoral consequences of the mess being made by the dreadful moral vacuum of a man who they wanted as Labour leader.

You’d have to be dumber than a bag of rocks to absorb this palpable nonsense and adopt it as your own opinion, because after all, a bag of rocks is inert, while anyone who believes the lamentable All Corbyn’s Fault drivel of the liberal-capitalist professional politics understanders, would be guilty of actively absorbing utter stupidity.